Founded by Bwell
Faithful Followers the first week: Catstale, Chrysim and Ceryndip
Later that month: Lanfear and Ceredwyn
And after that:Norcia, Atalanta, Bona Dea
Your sense of humer is one of a kind
Shows the thoughts of an incredable mind
Even tho it's not punderful
It makes us feel wonderful
It's as rare as a Golden Hind
Not to mention unbelieveable contagious.
Bwell's limericks are great
to write them is her fate
She must go on
not make it too long
We want more before its too late
I once heard of an episode, Armageddon
Another crossover ep that's been written
It's also a Sovereign ep
These writers are adept
At giving us characters with which we are smitten.
This is an off topic limerick about my son
Who tomorrow will turn twenty-one
Time passes so fast
The young years don't last
Take every opportunity with yours to have fun.
There was an Iolausian list
That if gone, it would be missed,
the friends are all great,
now don't be late,
to join this wonderful list.
Hi all. This is the Iolausian Limericks Anonymous early warning system. This is not a test. I repeat this is not a test. Serious Limerickage ahead. You've been warned.
There once was an Iolausian happy as can be
She was thrilled with her fruitful shopping spree
From all of her dollies
To a video game folly
All she needs is a poster to have her giggle with glee.
Great pictures of Michael and Renee
They inspire one fan to say
What a great smile
To show off his style
Even in a suit, he could save the day.
All the great stories lately spun
Have been most excellently done
But I feel so sad
For Herc's comrade
I've wept openly over every one.
A limerick every day,
gets us off to a real start,
our mood will be good
Just like it should,
As off to work or play we dart.
To the writers I would
like to hear some more,
The stories are great
so don't be late,
It is really great lore.
The ISG sits in a frustrated rage
The next week's gonna feel like being trapped in a cage
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Till the next episode that's new
I can't wait to turn that page!!!
It's been for missing Iolaus we've yearned
Where he's been has been a concern
The lack of this role
has taken its toll
We'll all breathe easier as he returns.
Once a Weatherman called for more rain
Our Californian friends said not again
It would be worthwhile
To have Iolaus smile
It's brilliance the deluge would refrain.
Workshops are such fun.
I usually can't wait till they're done
Today, I spent the long dull time
Not writing notes, but rhymes.
The festival was in full swing
When the girl made Iolaus' heart take wing
She led him on
Seductively pulling him yon
Before her brother put an end to that fling.
Iolaus was astounded to see
Hercules dancing with a girl, pretty as could be
"Herc, since when do you dance?
I've never seen you take that stance."
Herc replied, "Twanky taught me."
Hercules and his evil twin were trapped in the world in between
The Sovereign was feeling kind of mean
The other they each wanted slain
Hercules tried to explain
To escape, on each other they'd have to lean.
I skipped happily to my mailbox and looked in
What should appear from Arete but a penguin
"The fit must be tight"
She said with delight.
"I already put Iolaus in there," Bwell said with a grin.
There once was a list goddess, Hebea
Who kept all things in order, you see
A webmyster extroidinare
Who about us all cares
A very busy gifted Amazon we'd all agree.
There once was a Real life curse
Which sometimes would make us feel worse
But that's why we come here
We revel in the cheer
Our IML family creates in this universe
And finally a wish for a Great Valentine's Day
Is being sent through the net to your way
A great big hug
On your heartstrings tug
And sweet Iolaus giggles given on this holiday.
To all my friends on the IM List
I wish you golden days full of bliss
A love that cherishes you as much as you cherish it
And a long, happy life with lots of Iolaus in it.
Thank you so much for limericks
They went by too quick
They're lots of fun,
But when you are done,
reading, with you they still stick.
With a Widow Twankey kick
The battle is over quick,
With the help of Autocolyus and Sal
And that Twankey gal
Warlords run away
if they want to fight another day
If the army stays around,
Soon, they all lie on the ground,
Moaning because of aches and pains,
and lying there on their "brains."
I loved Men In Pink.
There once was an Iolausian full of talent
Who's endless gifts were never spent
My heart fell hard
Over that gorgeous card
What other marvels for us will you invent?
My, my, what an amazing Iolausian trip
Sif and Owl make a heroic partnership
Castalia you did meet
Brought Ellen to her feet
All in all, and adventure to make Iolaus' heart skip.
No way, Cleya, could you ever go wrong
With that fantastic Celtic Joxer song
To be quite specific
He finally sounds heroic
To the ranks of brave warriors he now belongs.
The Limerick bug has struck and couldn't wait,
all the writers are just great,
So lets hear more,
of the great lore,
Of Ioaus, and his fate.
He fights bravely as well he may
Warlords and beasts he beats by day,
His fame will stand
Throughout the land,
As he goes on his way.
Iolaus
Our limericks don't always scan,
and the rhymes may not fit the plan,
But straight to the heart,
Cupids arrow did dart
Now we all love to talk about the man!
Really haikus are more my style,
Old Hunter's tricks are
what our Golden One uses
to catch his dinner.
Once a terrific tale called Discord's Deal
Was written by BonaDea with great appeal
A deal by Ares
Makes the heart freeze
What evil plan for our Iolaus will Discord reveal.
The show is called Hercules
Its about Zeus' son,
Its not Xena or
the princess of war,
but about all the good He's done.
Iolaus is his sidekick
Up his (non) sleeves has a trick
monsters he fights,
in women delights,
And together the two do stick.
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