Founded by Bwell
Faithful Followers the first week: Catstale, Chrysim and Ceryndip
Later that month: Lanfear and Ceredwyn
And after that:Norcia, Atalanta, Bona Dea
Michael,a Shakespearean wiz
Is trying the tv hero biz
The show's a big hit,
Now we'll never forget
That the role of Iolaus is his!
and my haiku.
Hercules without
Iolaus is what I'd call
a Greek tragedy.
Greek tragedy indeed would be
Herk without Iolaus you see,
Iolaus is best
Above all the rest,
We watch him each week with glee.
Once The IML had been unusually quiet
Has there been some kind of hidden riot?
If it's not too demanding
Am I the only one standing?
Or Iolaus merch has been found and you've all left to buy it?
Twas an Iolausian in great distress
Suffering with both IWS andPMS
Her limericks became weird
Just as they all feared
Where this will end is anyone's guess.
When Bwell sends us a story
She'll finish, we don't have to worry.
We know it will shine
And turn out just fine --
So now start another one! Hurry!
Once again the IML appears too silent
Will the deathly stillness finally relent
Before it gets gory
Someone start a story
This unearthly quiet sent by Hera to torment.
There once was a man who was strollin
Past DEB U where Iolaus was "showin"
He said "Zip up your fly
before you catch the eye
Of Nanaea and start her a-crowin"
Your poem was great; I must say well done
The verse was quite a tale you've spun
Hera's minnions stink
but you've caused me to think
What if a pawn were to switch sides, just one?
I was glad our heros had something to bind them
Ares seemed really pleased that they saved him
Twas a scary task
Finding the flask
The essay's more chilling, I know..I assign 'em.
Ares,that hunk and a half
Has real problems with his staff.
Dicord is a twit,
and Strife a half wit.
At least they're good for a laugh.
and a haiku
Discord looks like an
Evil Marie Osmond so
Donny better Duck!
Discord was a young goddess who,
Had given our Herc "Swine Flu".
By Iolaus she was caught,
and with an arrow was shot.
Now she dating a chicken named Boo.
And a Haiku
Ares icy glare
at the chicken in leather
was a priceless thing!
Twas once an Iolausian Sergent at Arms
whose absence caused great alarms
We didn't have to wimper
As she was with Scamper
Now Electra's back, we can all bask in her charm.
While watching the show I became wary
Though the show was quite light and airy
I thought it a hoot
Tis a kiwi fruit
That sometimes is called a Chinese gooseberry.
There once was a newborn site owner
Who offered her space, not just as a loaner
To our new webmistress
I totally promise
Not to start Punsters Anonymous groaners.
There once was a thief named Autolycus,
Who stole Atremas' Bow,and caused a fuss.
They call him the "king",
But it doesn't mean a thing,
Because Iolaus is the hero to all of us
And the haiku
Iolaus in mud,
causes many hearts to pound.
Anyone for mud pies?
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